The dreams of Andrew

The dreams of myself, documented.

Sunday, June 25, 2006

Coheed gig v2

Me and Antoni were once again at a Coheed and Cambria gig, however because they haven't done a gig in England for a while i decided to fly to America to see one. First of all, i went to the Merchendise stand where there was loads of different crap to buy, but i decided to buy the main tour T shirt. However the stupid bitch behind the counter gave me iron on transfers to iron onto a t shirt instead of giving me the whole thing, this really pissed me off.

When i went inside the main hall the room was full of people standing up but i pushed myself to the very front where Antoni was. On the way at the side i saw Claudio Sanchez fiddling with his guitar talking to some kids, he said to them that he was thirsty so these two kids said they would go and get him some water to which he replied "aw bless them". Then i got talking to him about how i flew over from England i was amazed to be in his presence having a conversation with him, then he left to do his soundcheck. They started to play the song "Blood red summer" before my dream cut out :(

Friday, June 23, 2006

Harlequins Debut

In this dream, i was making my debut appearence for Harlequins Rugby. I was at the stadium with all my friends who had come to see me and i made my way for the first time into the players tunnel where a player from Leicester Tigers Greeted me and shook my hand before the match. I was given my sacred Harlequins kit and i headed off into the changing rooms with the other players to get changed. Then Antoni came in and i told him i wish someone woulden't get injured at the start of the game as that means i'd have to come on and play for longer (i was on the sub bench)

Dream over - nice dream :)

Thursday, June 22, 2006

Coheed gig

In this dream, me and Antoni was going to see Coheed and Cambria live in concert (i wish) at some gig venue, possibly the forum, with a crappish style band opening for them. At the gig i lost interest in the band opening for them so i decided to go to the merchendise stand, but for some reason the stand was in a different part of London so i had to get a tube train for a couple of stops. When i got to this building i see Tarja Turunen (ex Nightwish lead singer) where i told her that when Nightwish and Epica toured she was amazing (even hasn't occured) where she gave me a hug and a kiss and i was off out the shop again on the train to go see Coheed live.

Thursday, June 15, 2006

Monty Panesar meeting

Setting of dream: Perivale Park
Main characters: Me, Monty Panesar, Mekuria



I was walking into Perivale park when i see Monty Panesar walking out (England cricketer)so i went over to him to tell him how great he was. We shook hands and then i said that i had watched him in every test cheering him on and i asked if he wsa considering playing in the One Day International team to which he laughed in my face (hes a crap batsman and fielder).

I went on to tell him about the Panesar Bakery in Greenford which i go in and he said that his brothers wife runs it (true story). After getting his autograph which was two large circles in red and black Ink he left. I then went and got the bus to Antonis workplace to tell him i had met Monty Panesar before going to a pub where they refused to sell me booze :(

Tuesday, June 06, 2006

6/6/06 - The number of the beast

Setting of dream: Cardinal Wiseman
Main characters: Me,Antoni

[This was actually a nice timely dream]

Last nights dream saw me and Antoni come into school today (the 6/6/06) day where everyone was celebrating it. I walked into school and i saw this chav guy in my year wearing a Metallica t shirt and i looked at him and laughed in his face, then we saw PJ who was wearing a slayer T shirt and me and Antoni were laughing at him as he was trying to impress these other guys in Slayer t shirts, he had some sort of Slayer party popper things.

[This bit of the dream pissed me off]

Then me and Antoni went into the school hall were Iron Maiden were doing a free concert in honour of the special date and they performed "The Number of the beast". There was this really cool guy talking to me and Antoni about Iron Maiden and he said he only liked Maiden and Beer in the world (after i asked him if he liked Slayer). Then Maiden chucked out guitar picks and stickers for everyone. [ffs why coulden't it be real]

After we left me and Antoni decided to go and annoy some chavs, i got a txt on my phone so i sat on a bench to read it when this black chav year 8 bites my leg so i get really pissed off and i punch him in his face and then Miss Lewis (who is black) comes over to sort it out but she takes his side in the argument saying i provoked him, so i told her she was taking his side because he's black.

Monday, June 05, 2006

An interesting night out

Main characters: Me,Antoni,Hayley,Wayne,Gabrielle,Mr foote,
Setting: Some bars in Greenford and Wiseman

Me,Antoni,Hayley and Wayne (Hayleys bf) went to our usual north Greenford FC social club for our nice night out, we got there at about 8pm and the place was preety busy but something caught my eye - Pints of fosters for only £1! But then i noticed something else, for £7 you could get a lapdance too. After a few drinks we all got really loud so we were chucked out and went into the other bar a minute or so down some path, when we got there i saw a guy in a Harlequins shirt..

I shouted "HARLEQUINS!!" and we waved me over and it was everyone from the message board i had met, wearing their Quins shirts. We talked about Rugby for a bit before we all shook hands i went back to the bar to order a pint of Carlsberg where this Zimbabwian charged me £2.20. Gabrielle then turned up and i went to the bar with her and she ordered a vodka and orange but she didn't like it so she gave it to me, and then she decided to spend £15 on these like little jelly things in shot glasses and then she kissed me, then she got a cab home.

The next day in school i was talking to My nan who was hanging outside the Sandys building and i was drinking a few cans of beer at the same time before i went into the Sandys, these little chavs asked me to do say "Yeh i know" in a little britain voice but i told him "go and die of aids" and then he said im a joker. Chav.

Ms Murray was sitting at the top of the stairs and she told me that there was no tutor today (weird as shes not my tutor nor is it in the Sandys) so then i went to the libary and who did i see but Andrew M once again even though we didn't have to be in school, sad fucker! :P Then the bell went and we met everyone at the main before we went home, but Mr Foote came running out of the building to see me and he gave me this like photobook of the school when it had flooded in the 70s as a present - nice guy. Then i told him that id look foward to seeing him next year and he did is smiley thing.

End

Thursday, June 01, 2006

Good morning campers

Setting of dream: Camp site in the middle of nowhere
Main Characters: Myself,Antoni,David,Mystery Assailant

The school have taken the entire Y12 to a campsite in the middle of some forest, when all of a sudden someone wearing some police costume (but a fake one) wanted to get into the camp area to kill us, everyone ran inside wooden cabins and locked the doors to hide whilst he came in and started stabbing various pupiles. Me, Antoni and David locked ourselves in some cabin but noticed a loft so we opened the hatch and went up to hide.

I noticed a brick wall covered by some wire and i pulled it down and a small gap formed where it led into another building, we went into to investigate. It turned out to be the mystery killers lair so to speak with various costumes and knives lying about the place, he saw us and started to chase us. We left the cabin and ran outside where David triped up on the floor and then as you would have expected got killed, me and antoni kept running and i somehow along with him managed to climb over this fence and away into freedom.