An interesting night out

Main characters: Me,Antoni,Hayley,Wayne,Gabrielle,Mr foote,
Setting: Some bars in Greenford and Wiseman

Me,Antoni,Hayley and Wayne (Hayleys bf) went to our usual north Greenford FC social club for our nice night out, we got there at about 8pm and the place was preety busy but something caught my eye - Pints of fosters for only £1! But then i noticed something else, for £7 you could get a lapdance too. After a few drinks we all got really loud so we were chucked out and went into the other bar a minute or so down some path, when we got there i saw a guy in a Harlequins shirt..

I shouted "HARLEQUINS!!" and we waved me over and it was everyone from the message board i had met, wearing their Quins shirts. We talked about Rugby for a bit before we all shook hands i went back to the bar to order a pint of Carlsberg where this Zimbabwian charged me £2.20. Gabrielle then turned up and i went to the bar with her and she ordered a vodka and orange but she didn't like it so she gave it to me, and then she decided to spend £15 on these like little jelly things in shot glasses and then she kissed me, then she got a cab home.

The next day in school i was talking to My nan who was hanging outside the Sandys building and i was drinking a few cans of beer at the same time before i went into the Sandys, these little chavs asked me to do say "Yeh i know" in a little britain voice but i told him "go and die of aids" and then he said im a joker. Chav.

Ms Murray was sitting at the top of the stairs and she told me that there was no tutor today (weird as shes not my tutor nor is it in the Sandys) so then i went to the libary and who did i see but Andrew M once again even though we didn't have to be in school, sad fucker! :P Then the bell went and we met everyone at the main before we went home, but Mr Foote came running out of the building to see me and he gave me this like photobook of the school when it had flooded in the 70s as a present - nice guy. Then i told him that id look foward to seeing him next year and he did is smiley thing.

End